This Little Dude Running For His Life From A Girl During A Wrestling Match Gets It

Yahoo - A 4-year-old boy literally ran from his competition at his first-ever wrestling tournament. Isaiah Lineberry, the boy, was competing in his second match in a Pennsylvania wrestling tournament when he had to face a 5-year-old girl. After the two competitors shook hands and got in position to begin the match, Isaiah took off running.

Imagine being this 4 year old, Elijah. You’ve been training around the clock for your big wrestling tournament debut. Eating your Cocoa Puffs, getting in your nap time, only pooping in your underpants half the time. Everything coming up Elijah. And then you have to wrestle a GIRL. A freaking GIRL. It’s basically the same as when Stone Cold would show up as a new guy’s mystery opponent. The last thing a 4 year old wants to see across the matt from him is a girl, and not just any girl, a FIVE YEAR OLD girl. Double his size and cooties oozing out of her pores. So of course he’s going to run away. Imagine being the only kid in kindergarten with cooties. He would never make a friend. Everyone would be circle circle, dot dot’ing the shit out of him. It would be absolute mayhem. So good on ya, Elijah. Lose the match, but preserve the rest of your life.

PS: Also, spot on.

Oh that young lady at the bar wants to talk to me?